In the Schneider family, our experiences are represented by two separate yet equally important perspectives: The Father, whose views are fun but boarder on ridiculous and the Mother, whose views she believes, incorrectly, to be based on reality. These are their stories. Bum bum.



Saturday, April 16, 2011

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Submitted by Clayton...

As a special treat, from time to time, Kadence is allowed to use the ipad.  She is really quite adept at navigating the little computer.  With no help at all she can...

...play Cut the Rope.  If there is ever a career where she can get paid to cut ropes she will be a very happy person.


She can fling Angry Birds into buildings.  I will do my best to dissuade her from making this into a career, but for now, what can it hurt?


She can crash a police car like nobody's business.  I guess there is a reason you don't see 4 year old police officers.


She can build goo structures.  She also has been building houses out of straw at school - as earth friendly this might be, it is not really her cup of tea as she'd rather be a Big Bad Wolf than a lazy little pig.


I'm not sure that there are many openings for princesses in this economic climate, however, it is her dream job.  Yes that is her modelling her princess clothes.


She can also try to surf the net.  I think she may need to broaden her search a bit - Kndcvvfjgfhbkgjuhyvjfkadencekjj@tffcfcf@ is a little to specific.  (I love the fact that she typed her name in the middle of it!)


So if any of you in the blogosphere has a job for a mud architect who regally cuts the ceremonial rope to unveil her work before turning around and smashing birds into her specific type of structure, let me know.  Keep in mind that she has a poor driving record...




1 comment:

  1. Maybe Kadence and Kallie could start a Cut the Rope consulting firm? My girl would play that all day if we let her, and is surprisingly adept at it. Now we just have to find her a career path that benefits from being able to swing candies into a monster's mouth! I'll have to think on that one!

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